I was putting up some roof sheeting when I discovered this delightfully tenacious little plant. As the song goes, “we’ve paved paradise and put up a parking lot”, but these
A few weeks ago, a gold crown on my molar fell out; “this is not good”, I thought. The next day the remaining part of the tooth cracked. I bore
Don’t be fooled. I’m no more a genuine art-man than I am a genuine plant-man. You can put lipstick on a pig but that doesn’t make it a beauty pageant
She had lots of books and plants to move (the close-dropping apple sometimes falls between two trees). On the 18th of August I posted that I had experienced a vegetal
Now i’m waiting for the illuminati to locate me through the microchip; but I’m ready for them. I stocked up on a 6-month supply of doom spray. I’m not trying
I can’t help admiring the average cat’s strong sense of self-entitlement. Those who struggle excessively with self-effacement watch and take notes.
A few weeks ago I had to remove two old rusted garage door springs and mechanisms. My wife definitely said, “Be careful, those things are powerful.” I didn’t see any
Several factors conspired to cause my miraculous conversion from floral cynic to fan. Besides reminding myself of the divorce-destroying adage that has served our marriage so well (“if it’s important
